ZACH JOHNSON INTERVIEW

Motokuchi Zawawa: Name?

Flat Lands: Zach "Flat lands" Johnson

Motokuchi Zawawa: Occupation?

Flat Lands: odd jobs

Motokuchi Zawawa: DOB?

Flat Lands: day before halloween 87

Motokuchi Zawawa: what do you do for fun?

BS Nosegrind 11 feet up.

Flat Lands: lurk at the 24/7 lualvull fullpipe

Motokuchi Zawawa: where are you from?

Flat Lands: smack dab middle of the corn, illinois

Motokuchi Zawawa: how long have you been skateboarding?

Flat Lands: since the day i was old enough to realize cross country was gay

Motokuchi Zawawa?whats cool about skating?

Flat Lands: roadtrips, every session is a party, being scared shitless of a trick

Motokuchi Zawawa: favorite trick?

Flat Lands: slob fastplant..... I have yet to get one

Motokuchi Zawawa: whats cool about North Carolina?

Flat Lands: the old dude scene is massive and everyone has a backyard bowl

Motokuchi Zawawa: whats up with young people being in the old guy crew?

Flat Lands: we gotta steal tricks from someone

Motokuchi Zawawa: i did.
are you backin Ujamaa still?

Flat Lands: texas plant next to the fullpipe says it all
ive never met a cooler shop owner than Nik

Motokuchi Zawawa: best backyard ramp in NC?

Texas in Kentucky.

Flat Lands: clayton bee lane, but they just chopped it down. Since when do people make ramps smaller, but I doubt that takes away from it any.

Motokuchi Zawawa: hows louisville?

Flat Lands: ghetto, but inspiring. Its a give and take relationship.

Motokuchi Zawawa: where are you moving to next?

Flat Lands: if i get to choose Oregon

Motokuchi Zawawa: what about all those hippies up there?

Flat Lands: i dont know ask dug about that one

Motokuchi Zawawa: dugs not in oregon. hes probably in australia

Flat Lands: dug travels with the wind. I wish i could
last i heard hes in sacramento

Motokuchi Zawawa: take a little more acid

Flat Lands: haha

Motokuchi Zawawa: whats your go to skateboarding soundtrack?

Flat Lands: a little mix of all incubus, any funk, pantera, op ivy, iron maiden

Motokuchi Zawawa: whats up with alcohol?

Flat Lands: it helps me strap my sea legs on
makes for better wave riding

Motokuchi Zawawa: how many beers does it take to do a sweeper on the oververt at tonys ramp?

Flat Lands: a bottle of jaeger
shots only
although beer bong on vert ramp makes for good times too

Motokuchi Zawawa: how many hairs do you have on your head?

A bottle of Jaeger deep in Chatham County.

Flat Lands: a lot? 3 white ones

Motokuchi Zawawa: shout outs?

Flat Lands: John Scott, Zinser, Trash #1 and 2, Matt Wilson, Matt Hudson and Hippy Chris
dont forget dug

Motokuchi Zawawa: any last words?

 Flat Lands: wear pads... cracked knee caps arent fun