FARTZEL INTERVIEW

Fartzel: when i first met you at durham park i thought you were older. Everyone thought you were older. Why aren't you older?

Motokuchi Zawawa: im older now
tell us about your job and how its not interesting
or is it?

Fartzel: I work on a satellite network. Satellite networks suck because space is far away. They break alot and they are really slow. It definitely isnt interesting because the satellite doesnt shoot lasers as far as i know.
I also cant use it to spy on people.

Motokuchi Zawawa: and in addition to all that you also find time to blow it at durham park regularly too?

Fartzel: naturally
that takes about zero effort

This Noseblunt took FOREVER! 

durham park or outside of durham park

Motokuchi Zawawa: fascinating

Fartzel: remember how you had a couple different jobs while you lived here? I cant seem to remember if you got paid for either one. What is your beef with getting paid.

Motokuchi Zawawa: its for the love i guess

Fartzel: remember how you organized all the events for the skate shop over the past year in Durham
and now that you're gone there are not more skate events

Motokuchi Zawawa: im pretty much a testament to my own awesomeness huh?

Fartzel: i heard you have beef with pocketless pants and are very defensive and oppinionated about your pants having pockets. Please elaborate.

Motokuchi Zawawa: i dont fuck with fake bitches and there pockets alike

Fartzel: and what about people who are supportive and advocate pocketless pants?

Blowing it on a BS tail at Durham Park.

Motokuchi Zawawa: everyone is entitled to their own opinion

Fartzel: wow i didnt think you would pussy out like that.
personally i say fuck fake pockets and all of their supporters.

Motokuchi Zawawa: well yeah but what? okay
where are you from?

Fartzel: livonia michigan
when i want to sound cooler i say detroit

Motokuchi Zawawa: so youre from detroit? at the ghetto? it must have been rough comin up

Fartzel: ya I grew up in a neighborhood off of 8 mile

Motokuchi Zawawa: with eminem?

Fartzel: of course. that guy is ruthless. I couldnt walk down the street without getting into a rap battle...

Motokuchi Zawawa: respect

Fartzel: i mean you lived in traverse city for awhile so you know too
that is basically detroit

Motokuchi Zawawa: yeah
everyone is dying to know whats your favorite color?

Back Lip somewhere thats not Durham Park.

Fartzel: not surprising. blue of course

Motokuchi Zawawa: alright. whats your setup?

Fartzel: i ride big shit and tech shit
2000 pontiac montana mini van
loaded with plenty of trash and other stuff

Motokuchi Zawawa: mmm that sounds nice

Fartzel: 8 inch skate deck
usually a real board but it has my friends skate shop on it
ive got thunder trucks right now
and i refuse to ride indys
and i ride my own pro wheels and bearings

Motokuchi Zawawa: shout outs?

Fartzel: mad shout outs
obviously all the beerics homies
all the durham locals
rado
buck broadway
my brother scartzel shady
and last but not least
my cat bill
that isnt actually mine
but whatever

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