Motokuchi Zawawa: youre the first girl to be on this website are you excited?
Erica Samples: Sure
Motokuchi Zawawa: how long have you been female?
Erica Samples:19 years
Motokuchi Zawawa: whats your favorite ice cream flavor?
Erica Samples: Peanut butter and jelly kind
Motokuchi Zawawa: how many push ups can you do?Erica Samples: Probably like 30
Motokuchi Zawawa: do you have any boogers?
Erica Samples: Girls don't have boogers
Motokuchi Zawawa: how tall are you?
Erica Samples: 5'2
Motokuchi Zawawa: how many loaves of bread can you eat in one sitting?
Erica Samples: Ew
Motokuchi Zawawa: whats your favorite kind of apple?
Erica Samples: Grapples taste good
Motokuchi Zawawa: why do you date so many goobers?
Erica Samples: Define goober
Motokuchi Zawawa: turn ons?
Erica Samples: This is a stereotypical interview
Motokuchi Zawawa: well this is kind of a guy site
Erica Samples: What else would a guy wanna know about me
Motokuchi Zawawa: we can talk about skateboarding
Erica Samples: That checkerboard place looks cool
Motokuchi Zawawa: yeah. i like it there but not many people do.
what do you like about skateboarding?
Erica Samples: Well hell
I like when people jump off the board and it rolls under something, then they jump over the object and back on the board
Motokuchi Zawawa: where did you see that?Erica Samples: I don't know, does it make since though.
Motokuchi Zawawa: yeah. how many carrotts can you put in your mouth?
Erica Samples: Maybe 12 baby ones, and 2-3 big carrots
But not at once
Motokuchi Zawawa: wow thats impressive.
do you have anything you would like to say?
Erica Samples: I'd really like to address the old assholes at work. When I say "hey how are y'all doing" the response shouldn't be "two diet cokes" ... It bothers me all day long
Motokuchi Zawawa: thank yous?
Erica Samples: No
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